Leaving On A Jet Plane

I'd like to talk to all the non-native denver folks out there for a minute.
It is important to remember that you are an ambassador of Denver when you go home. Please, please. Please don't go back to LA/New York/Berlin with janky eyebrows. We can't have people thinking you moved to the wilderness. You know the minute your girlfriend/mom/ sister/ gay highschool husband sees you, they are checking to see if you HAVE LET YOURSELF GO.....

You do all of Denver a solid when you travel with FIRST CLASS BROWS.....

(you might even score an upgrade if you look like a celebrity)